Honeymoon 3 daughters postcards to mum.

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Honeymoon 3 daughters postcards to mum.

Post by zebadee on Sat 14 Nov 2009 - 15:15

A mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how the sex is, so she says that after the night on the honeymoon, they write a postcard saying how it went.

The 1st girl writes: M&M's.

Puzzled, the women buys a pack of M&M's and reads the slogan "It melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

The 2nd girl writes: Campbell's soup.

Again the mom buys some campbell's soup and reads,
"Mmm ... mmm ... good."

3 weeks pass and the 3rd girl finally writes: Ford

The mom goes to her ford jeep and reads "The best never stop."


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