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Made In Canada

Post by 4hams on Mon 20 Jun 2011 - 18:57

The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama
> was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.
> "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency!
> I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has
> burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of
> condoms will be used up by the end of the week."
> Obama: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those
> unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from
> Mexico ."
> Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day
> with this one. We'll be a laughing stock.. What about Canada ?"
> Obama: "Okay, I'll call Stephen Harper and tell him we need five
> million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way,
> they'll continue to respect us as Americans."
> Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open the
> first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of
> condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested...
> all coloured with red maple leaves with small writing on each one:


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Re: Made In Canada

Post by Alby on Tue 28 Jun 2011 - 23:43

YES !!!!
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