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Doctor Doctor.....

Post by zebadee on Sun 22 Nov 2009 - 22:33

Hi :)

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking
Do you drink a lot?

Not really - I spill most of it!
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge
What's come over you?

Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?

Yes!
Oh, You're Crackers!
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken finger!

Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
A: If you aim it well enough.

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Post by bubbles19 on Sun 22 Nov 2009 - 22:44

Doctor, doctor I’m addicted to brake fluid

Nonsense man, you can stop anytime






Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice that?
When did I first notice what? lala

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Post by Admin on Sat 26 Dec 2009 - 9:27

Hello :)

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this ?
Ever since I was a puppy !
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out !
Certainly, which way did you come in ?
Doctor, Doctor my little boy has just swallowed a roll of film.
Well lets just wait and see if anything develops !
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God
When did this start ?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later !
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon !
Well sit still and don't stir !
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out ?
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop !
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen
Well sit down and write your name !
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog !
Sit !

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Then, we'll be New friends.
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