Doctor Doctor.....
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Doctor Doctor.....
Hi :)
Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
A: If you aim it well enough.
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! |
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday? |
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite! |
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch! |
Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it! |
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache. |
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach. |
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers! |
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow! |
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger! |
Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
A: If you aim it well enough.
Re: Doctor Doctor.....
Doctor, doctor I’m addicted to brake fluid
Nonsense man, you can stop anytime
Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice that?
When did I first notice what?
Nonsense man, you can stop anytime
Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice that?
When did I first notice what?
Re: Doctor Doctor.....
Hello :)
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this ? Ever since I was a puppy ! |
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out ! Certainly, which way did you come in ? |
Doctor, Doctor my little boy has just swallowed a roll of film. Well lets just wait and see if anything develops ! |
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth... |
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later ! |
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon ! Well sit still and don't stir ! |
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out ? |
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop ! |
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name ! |
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog ! Sit ! |
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