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Student who obtained a 0% in a test.

Post by sanshoe on Sun 8 Jan 2012 - 8:23

This guy is smarter than me.

PERSONALLY I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%





STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM...AND HOW HE DID IT

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle


Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page


Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid


Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage


Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams


Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner


Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half


Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet


Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.


Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..


Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands


Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.


Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.







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Post by 4hams on Sun 8 Jan 2012 - 15:24

Ha ha!!!

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Re: Student who obtained a 0% in a test.

Post by HoneyBlue on Thu 12 Jan 2012 - 22:45

Ha ha ha ha!!!! rotflmao What a massive test!!!!!

I asked these questions to my sister, and her replies were just like these ones. :lol:
So I never knew I had a genius sister, just as this teacher didn't know he had a little Einstein!
rotflmao What a good post!!!

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Post by SithTracy on Sat 14 Jan 2012 - 12:44

What can you call this test? Smartass test?!?!? That was great! As I got a few down I started laughing out loud. I was just about in tears by the "No Time at all" answer. Early morning in my house and I am the only one awake... Heck of a way to start a day! I guess I am a little punchy today!!!

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Post by HoneyBlue on Sat 14 Jan 2012 - 20:32

Ha ha ha!! :P What a great way to start your day! ;)

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Post by Linzy on Sun 15 Jan 2012 - 5:59

Love it!
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Post by David B on Tue 10 Apr 2012 - 1:01

I love this! Thanks for sharing!
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Post by David B on Tue 17 Apr 2012 - 2:58

Q14. Who coined the phrase, "Winning isn't everything."?
*A loser.
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Post by sanshoe on Sun 3 Jun 2012 - 6:09

lol! Thumbs up big

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Post by David B on Sun 10 Jun 2012 - 2:52

Q13. What is the impact of burning fossil fuels?
*Fire
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