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Post by Admin on Sat 26 Dec 2009 - 9:30

Hello :)

"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"
" My right hand."
" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."

Computer helpline?
Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....
Customer: I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work any more.
Repairman: What did you clean it with?
Customer: Soap and water.
Repairman: Don't you know you're not supposed to touch a computer with water?
Customer: Oh, it wasn't the water that caused the problem...it was the spin dryer!
Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer.
Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?
Customer: Yes.
Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
Did you hear about the monkey who left bits of his lunch all over the computer?
His dad went bananas.
Does the school computer have a brother?
No, but it's got lots of tran-sisters.
Excuse me, this computer has a cake instead of a plug.
Yes, sir, it's a currant bun.
Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!
Has the computer stopped working?
No, but there's a lot of crackling.
How did you get so good at computers?
I went to night school.
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?
Hide their trainers.

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Post by Arachne on Sat 2 Jan 2010 - 12:51

Can't beat a good computer joke :D
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Post by zebadee on Sat 2 Jan 2010 - 13:12

Hi :)


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Post by zebadee on Sat 2 Jan 2010 - 13:16

Hi :)


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Post by zebadee on Sat 2 Jan 2010 - 13:19

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Post by Arachne on Sat 2 Jan 2010 - 17:14

LOL @ the loo one
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Post by zebadee on Sat 2 Jan 2010 - 23:24

Arachne wrote:LOL @ the loo one

Hi :)
Went straight to the bowels, did it? lol!

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Post by bubbles19 on Sun 3 Jan 2010 - 17:54

zebadee wrote:
Arachne wrote:LOL @ the loo one

Hi :)
Went straight to the bowels, did it? lol!

Your talents are wasted - have to get admin to promote you to Forum Jester :joker: tonguezzz

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