Time Machine
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Time Machine
Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
Barak goes first.
“What will the USA be like in 100 years time”
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives
him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under
the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict,
the economy is healthy. There are no worries”
Gordon thinks “Its not bad this time machine,
I'll have a bit of that” so he asks “What will Great Britain be like in
100 years time?”
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
But he's just staring at it.
“Come on Gordon” says Barak, “What does it say”
Gordon replies, “Buggered if I know ! It's all in Arabic!”
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
Barak goes first.
“What will the USA be like in 100 years time”
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives
him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under
the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict,
the economy is healthy. There are no worries”
Gordon thinks “Its not bad this time machine,
I'll have a bit of that” so he asks “What will Great Britain be like in
100 years time?”
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
But he's just staring at it.
“Come on Gordon” says Barak, “What does it say”
Gordon replies, “Buggered if I know ! It's all in Arabic!”
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Re: Time Machine
I think the American print out for a 100 years in the future would be in Spanish LOL
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Re: Time Machine
LeslieG wrote:I think the American print out for a 100 years in the future would be in Spanish LOL
I think you can probably drop one of the zero's from 100!
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