British humour snippets!

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British humour snippets!

Post by zebadee on Sun 14 Mar 2010 - 13:32

What is a water otter?
A kettle.
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What government agency is responsible for finding lost vicars?
The Bureau of Missing Parsons.
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What is the opposite of woe?
Gee-up!
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How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Tourist: Can you tell me the way to Bath please?
Policeman: Well, first you turn on the hot and cold taps then ...
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Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.
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I used to dress off the peg, but now my neighbours take in their washing at night.
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Saliva drools O.K.
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Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.

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