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County Song titles (sorry)

Post by Alby on Mon 29 Mar 2010 - 5:35

> These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of .... The
> Worst (or Best) Country-Western Song Titles of All Time:
>
> 1.Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
>
> 2.Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
>
> 3.Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
>
> 4.How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
>
> 5.I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
>
> 6.I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
>
> 7.I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2.
>
> 8.I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
>
> 9.I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car
> Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
>
> 10.I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
>
> 11.I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
>
> 12.I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
>
> 13.I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd
> Win
>
> 14.I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
>
> 15.I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
>
> 16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry
> Over you
>
> 17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On
> You
>
> 18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
>
> 19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
>
> 20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Love Rovers
>
> 21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
>
> 22. Please Bypass this Heart
>
> 23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
>
> 24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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Re: County Song titles (sorry)

Post by Vampire Girl on Mon 29 Mar 2010 - 7:00

Wow... that's impressive! For real? They are real country western songs? hahahaha... hmmm rotflmao
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Post by SATRAT on Mon 29 Mar 2010 - 10:40

Whooooooo toilet music very funny Alby I hate the bloody stuff when it as a proper title I thank you from the bottom of my lil old heart and my momma and my daddy thanks you and most of all jesus loves so you keep buying my records and I can stop singing this C*** rotflmao rotflmao
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Post by Alby on Mon 29 Mar 2010 - 22:25

I was sent these quite a while ago.
Wouldn't you love to read the lyrics of these horrors !!

As you might guess this music is not my style, yet one of the blokes I work with likes only two types.. Country AND Western !!
Nothing else matters.
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Post by SavageNFS on Mon 29 Mar 2010 - 22:49

I think I would listen to my iPod at work all day if I had to listen to non-stop C/W music. I'm not knocking people that love it at all. I like some country music a lot, but I can only listen to it on occasion for short periods of time.

Some of those song titles sure are funny though... rotflmao
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Re: County Song titles (sorry)

Post by Alby on Mon 29 Mar 2010 - 23:01

Same same.
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