The Ballerina. Apologies to the irish again

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The Ballerina. Apologies to the irish again

Post by sanshoe on Mon 29 Mar 2010 - 12:17

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in
Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, as
She pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man
Here will buy a lady a drink?'


The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the
End of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter
And bellowed 'Give the ballerina a drink!'

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned
To the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the
Same hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
Said, 'Give the ballerina another drink!'

The bartender approached the drunk and said 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your
Business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep
Calling her a ballerina?'

The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to
Be a ballerina!


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Post by SavageNFS on Mon 29 Mar 2010 - 14:40

new meaning for beer goggles... Cheers!
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Post by Vampire Girl on Wed 31 Mar 2010 - 6:27

Oh my... more like keg goggles! :drunken:
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Post by Alby on Thu 1 Apr 2010 - 3:47

Thumbs up big Thumbs up big
Good one mate !
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