An Aussie joke.

by **sanshoe** Sun 4 Apr 2010 - 14:46

Aussie stockman’s honeymoon

An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

by **Alby** Mon 5 Apr 2010 - 2:04

I must be slow sanshoe. It took me 2 reads...

Goodun !!

by **SATRAT** Mon 5 Apr 2010 - 7:59

Alby wrote:I must be slow sanshoe. It took me 2 reads...

Goodun !!

I'm still waiting for Sanshoe to finish the joke is that a typical Aussie joke largegr

by **sanshoe** Mon 5 Apr 2010 - 8:35

Yup... what part don't you understand satrat, and I'll try to explain it slowly. Duh!

Anybody else need an explanation...

by **SATRAT** Mon 5 Apr 2010 - 8:46

sanshoe wrote:Yup... what part don't you understand satrat, and I'll try to explain it slowly.

Anybody else need an explanation...

Thanks mate it's the bridal bit I don't understand rotflmao

by **sanshoe** Mon 5 Apr 2010 - 10:15

Think your having a go at me here my friend :) lol!

, but just in case your not, you use a "Bridal" when riding a horse, hence the expression "you want the Bridal" the motel owner meant the Bridal suite, the Stockman missed the inference and said no, he would just hang on to his brides ears. Boom Boom. rotflmao

by **Vampire Girl** Thu 27 May 2010 - 20:16

Oh wow.. didn't need to read that one twice! But i did do a double take on that one... damn man you're dirty! :twisted:

by **sanshoe** Fri 28 May 2010 - 3:02

Vampire Girl wrote:Oh wow.. didn't need to read that one twice? But i did do a double take on that one... damn man you're dirty! :twisted:

Hey I just pass them on, I don't make them... :)

by **Vampire Girl** Fri 28 May 2010 - 4:22

sanshoe wrote:
Vampire Girl wrote:Oh wow.. didn't need to read that one twice? But i did do a double take on that one... damn man you're dirty! :twisted:

Hey I just pass them on, I don't make them... :)

Ahhh but i loved it! hahaha it was a good one! I have a friend who owns a horse farm.. I will have run it by her and see if she catches pun in the joke! hahaha lol!