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Lust vs Marriage

Post by Alby on Mon 12 Apr 2010 - 2:52

Subject: Fw: LOVE VS LUST VS MARRIAGE

> > > >> LOVE -When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
> > > >> LUST -When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
> > > >>
> > > >> LOVE -When intercourse is called "making love."'
> > > >> LUST -When intercourse is called "screwing."
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.
> > > >>
> > > >> LOVE -When you argue over how many children to have.
> > > >> LUST -When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
> > > >>
> > > >> LOVE -When you share everything you own.
> > > >> LUST -When you steal everything they own.
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When the bank owns everything.
> > > >>
> > > >> LOVE -When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
> > > >> LUST -When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When ... uh ... what's a climax?
> > > >>
> > > >> LOVE -When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
> > > >> LUST -When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When you phone each other to bitch about work.
> > > >>
> > > >> LOVE -When you write poems about your partner.
> > > >> LUST -When all you write is your phone number.
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When all you write is checks.
> > > >>
> > > >> LOVE -When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
> > > >> LUST -When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors
> > all around.
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When you're only concern is what's on TV.
> > > >>
> > > >> LOVE -When you are proud to be seen in public with your
> > partner.
> > > >> LUST -When you only see each other naked.
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When you never see each other awake.
> > > >>
> > > >> LOVE -When your heart flutters every time you see them.
> > > >> LUST -When your groin twitches every time you see them.
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When your wallet empties every time you see them.
> > > >>
> > > >> LOVE -When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you
> > feel.
> > > >> LUST -When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When you listen to talk radio.
> > > >>
> > > >> LOVE -When breaking up is something you try not to think
> > about.
> > > >> LUST -When staying together is something you try not to think
> > about.
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When just getting through the day is your only
> > thought.
> > > >> LOVE -When you're only interested in doing things with your
> > partner.
> > > >> LUST -When you're only interested in doing things TO your
> > partner.
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When you're only interested in your golf score.
> > > >>
> > > >> LOVE -When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and
> > talk.
> > > >> LUST -When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have
> > sex.
> > > >> MARRIAGE -When a rainy day means it's time to clean the
> > basement.
> > > >>
> > > >> LOVE -You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
> > > >> LUST -You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
> > > >> MARRIAGE-You only leave the house when you're allowed
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Re: Lust vs Marriage

Post by sanshoe on Mon 12 Apr 2010 - 8:40

That just about covers it all Alby... lol!

Also did you know that Marriage is an institution for the Blind..

How did I arrive at that conclusion you ask .. I'll tell you.

Marriage is an institution.. > Marriage is based on love..> Love is blind...........





therefore.... here it comes.... ready..




Marriage must be an institution for the blind.. Oh dear how bad was that.. rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao Duh! Pathetic...
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Post by bubbles19 on Mon 12 Apr 2010 - 14:48

sanshoe wrote:That just about covers it all Alby... lol!

Also did you know that Marriage is an institution for the Blind..

How did I arrive at that conclusion you ask .. I'll tell you.

Marriage is an institution.. > Marriage is based on love..> Love is blind...........





therefore.... here it comes.... ready..




Marriage must be an institution for the blind.. Oh dear how bad was that.. rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao Duh! Pathetic...

Not nearly as bad as when your missus reads your thoughts. Hit lol!

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Re: Lust vs Marriage

Post by Alby on Mon 12 Apr 2010 - 23:13

Good one Sanshoe.

Can't keep anything from my missus....

Except when I hide my chips in the garage.
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Re: Lust vs Marriage

Post by Vampire Girl on Wed 12 May 2010 - 1:15

sanshoe wrote:That just about covers it all Alby... lol!

Also did you know that Marriage is an institution for the Blind..

How did I arrive at that conclusion you ask .. I'll tell you.

Marriage is an institution.. > Marriage is based on love..> Love is blind...........





therefore.... here it comes.... ready..




Marriage must be an institution for the blind.. Oh dear how bad was that.. rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao Duh! Pathetic...

I was blind.. then i woke up and opened my eyes! oh me, oh my!!
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Post by LeslieG on Wed 12 May 2010 - 18:33

My son, before he married said to me. "I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman but my god I have woken up at the side of a number of them".

I think he was referring to the effects of alcohol???????

:affraid: :affraid: :affraid:
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Post by Vampire Girl on Wed 19 May 2010 - 3:06

Wow... a few blackouts??? wooo hooo... hope he had himself checked out!! :shock:
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