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Paddy and Murphy

Post by sanshoe on Sun 25 Apr 2010 - 12:33

Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.
The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?"
Paddy replies "I don't know! Its your f***ing plane!"
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Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy "I'm gonna have the day off,
I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!"
He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts
"I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!"
Murphy watches in amazement!
The Foreman shouts "Paddy you're mad, go home"
So he leaves the site.
Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
"Where the hell are you going?" asks the Foreman.
"I can't work in the friggin' dark!" says Murphy.
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Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night.
After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says "I wonder how the girls are
getting on".
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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says
"You know what I want, don't you?"
"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole bloody bed by the looks of it!"
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Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whose head was found on
Arbroath beach, was asked to identify her.
A detective held up the head to which point Paddy said "I don't think
that's her, she wasn't that tall!"
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Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery.
Mick say "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!"
Paddy says "What's his name?"
Mick replies "Miles, from London !" rotflmao
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Re: Paddy and Murphy

Post by Vampire Girl on Tue 25 May 2010 - 7:25

Oh.. Wow...
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