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Re: Random thought of the day.

Post by Admin on Tue 17 Nov 2009 - 20:02

Hello :)
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?

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Re: Random thought of the day.

Post by JayCee on Mon 23 Nov 2009 - 13:14

If all you have in a drawer is this and that (or odds and ends), and you get rid of everything except one item, what do you call it?
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Post by Admin on Tue 15 Dec 2009 - 23:59

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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Seasonal one here.

Post by bubbles19 on Thu 17 Dec 2009 - 16:45

When we have a snow shower and it soon melts we say the snow didn't lie...................so does that mean when this happens the snow is being truthful??


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Re: Random thought of the day.

Post by LeslieG on Thu 17 Dec 2009 - 20:55

Why is the word Abbreviation so long.
If you split manslaughter into two words it makes Mans Laughter.
If women are so good at multi-tasking how come they cannot have a headache and have sex at the same time.
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Re: Random thought of the day.

Post by bubbles19 on Sat 26 Dec 2009 - 21:29

In the band ZZ Top - how come the only one that does not have a beard has the surname Beard

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