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Bats!!!!

Post by sanshoe on Sun 14 Nov 2010 - 0:34

Bats

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in
fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him
about where he got it. He told them to p!ss off & let him get some
sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

"OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited
bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river & into a huge forest.
Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled
around him, tongues hanging out for blood. "Do you see that
large oak tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I f****n’ didn't."





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Re: Bats!!!!

Post by 4hams on Sun 14 Nov 2010 - 17:11

Clapping lol!

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