Student who obtained a 0% in a test.
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Student who obtained a 0% in a test.
This guy is smarter than me.
PERSONALLY I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM...AND HOW HE DID IT
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
PERSONALLY I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM...AND HOW HE DID IT
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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Re: Student who obtained a 0% in a test.
Ha ha ha ha!!!!
What a massive test!!!!!
I asked these questions to my sister, and her replies were just like these ones. :lol:
So I never knew I had a genius sister, just as this teacher didn't know he had a little Einstein!
What a good post!!!

I asked these questions to my sister, and her replies were just like these ones. :lol:
So I never knew I had a genius sister, just as this teacher didn't know he had a little Einstein!

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Re: Student who obtained a 0% in a test.
What can you call this test? Smartass test?!?!? That was great! As I got a few down I started laughing out loud. I was just about in tears by the "No Time at all" answer. Early morning in my house and I am the only one awake... Heck of a way to start a day! I guess I am a little punchy today!!!
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Re: Student who obtained a 0% in a test.
Ha ha ha!! :P What a great way to start your day! ;)
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Re: Student who obtained a 0% in a test.
Q14. Who coined the phrase, "Winning isn't everything."?
*A loser.
*A loser.
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