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> Meant to be read aloud (for the full effect). Its amazing, you will
> understand what 'tendjewberrymud' means by the end of the
> conversation.
>
> This has been nominated for best email of 1999. The following is a
> telephone
> exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia
> which
> was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.
>
> Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees."
> Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
>
> RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
> G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
>
> RS: "Ow July den?"
> G: "What??"
>
> RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
> G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
>
> RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
> G: "Crisp will be fine."
>
> RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
> G: "What?"
>
> RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
> G: "I don't think so"
>
> RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
> G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
> toes'
> means."
>
> RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish mopping we
> bother?"
> G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
> an
> English muffin will be fine."
>
> RS: "We bother?"
> G: "No...just put the bother on the side."
>
> RS: "Wad?"
> G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
>
> RS: "Copy?"
> G: "Sorry?"
>
> RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
> G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
>
> RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
> tossy
> singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
> G: "Whatever you say"
>
> RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
> G : "You're welcome"
> understand what 'tendjewberrymud' means by the end of the
> conversation.
>
> This has been nominated for best email of 1999. The following is a
> telephone
> exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia
> which
> was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.
>
> Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees."
> Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
>
> RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
> G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
>
> RS: "Ow July den?"
> G: "What??"
>
> RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
> G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
>
> RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
> G: "Crisp will be fine."
>
> RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
> G: "What?"
>
> RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
> G: "I don't think so"
>
> RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
> G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
> toes'
> means."
>
> RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish mopping we
> bother?"
> G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
> an
> English muffin will be fine."
>
> RS: "We bother?"
> G: "No...just put the bother on the side."
>
> RS: "Wad?"
> G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
>
> RS: "Copy?"
> G: "Sorry?"
>
> RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
> G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
>
> RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
> tossy
> singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
> G: "Whatever you say"
>
> RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
> G : "You're welcome"
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Re: tendjewberrymud
Great Alby very funny all I can say is TENDJEWMERRYMUD
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