Adverts

by **LeslieG** Thu 24 Jun 2010 - 9:38

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound..

COWS, NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

*** And the WINNER is... ***

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows Fxxking everything!

by **Vampire Girl** Fri 25 Jun 2010 - 5:24

I like the wedding dress ad. And well I don't need the Encyclopedia either... nor the husband.. so therefore i can now sell my wedding dress!!! any buyers? hahaha... rotflmao

by **sanshoe** Sat 3 Jul 2010 - 10:39

Vampire Girl wrote:I like the wedding dress ad. And well I don't need the Encyclopedia either... nor the husband.. so therefore i can now sell my wedding dress!!! any buyers? hahaha...

Won't fit me, but check with Alby, he's into fishnets and high heels..... rotflmao

Sorry, couldn't resist.

by **LeslieG** Mon 5 Jul 2010 - 12:18

sanshoe wrote:
Vampire Girl wrote:I like the wedding dress ad. And well I don't need the Encyclopedia either... nor the husband.. so therefore i can now sell my wedding dress!!! any buyers? hahaha...

Won't fit me, but check with Alby, he's into fishnets and high heels.....

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Could this lead to a civil war????????????? lol!