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love the Irish

Post by sanshoe on Mon 20 Dec 2010 - 3:10

Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room,



Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more.



The barman says,"You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it

.............................. Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."



Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin .



When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."



The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.



Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ....... Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.



One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.



All the other regulars in the bar notice & fall silent.



When he goes back to the bar for the second round,



The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."



Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to laugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine!





Tis me

................ I've Quit Drinking!" rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao


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Post by Alby on Mon 20 Dec 2010 - 9:00

Ha ha !!! love it !!
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Post by LeslieG on Wed 29 Dec 2010 - 10:07

Nice one, The best ones are when you don't see the punch line coming.
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