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Post by sanshoe on Tue 23 Feb 2010 - 9:00

Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.



They both decide to test it by asking a question each.



Barak goes first.



“What will the USA be like in 100 years time”



The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives

him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under

the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict,

the economy is healthy. There are no worries”



Gordon thinks “Its not bad this time machine,

I'll have a bit of that” so he asks “What will Great Britain be like in

100 years time?”



The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.



But he's just staring at it.



“Come on Gordon” says Barak, “What does it say”



Gordon replies, “Buggered if I know ! It's all in Arabic!”
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Post by Alby on Tue 23 Feb 2010 - 23:01

Good one !!
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Post by LeslieG on Fri 26 Feb 2010 - 1:44

I think the American print out for a 100 years in the future would be in Spanish LOL
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Post by SithTracy on Fri 26 Feb 2010 - 2:41

LeslieG wrote:I think the American print out for a 100 years in the future would be in Spanish LOL

I think you can probably drop one of the zero's from 100!
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