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Phone Call

Post by Alby on Thu 1 Apr 2010 - 3:54

(((Ring-g-g-g-g)))))

***pick up***


"Hello?"


"Hi, honey, this is Daddy,"... "Is your Mommy near the phone?"


"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Unc'a Frank,"


After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
honey!"


"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"


"Uh, Okay, then......here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank
that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house."


"Okay, Daddy!"


A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.


"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."


"And what happened?" he asks.


"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the
front window and now she's all dead".


"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"


"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he
jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.....but he must have
forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the
bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too".


***long pause***


Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?"
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