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Best comeback line of the year

Post by LeslieG on Thu 27 May 2010 - 11:32

This policeman was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial.




The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...

Q: 'Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes sir.'

Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room..'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

:cheers1:




The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line.
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Re: Best comeback line of the year

Post by Vampire Girl on Thu 27 May 2010 - 19:43

OMG that was soooooooooooooooooooo freakin' funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
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Post by SavageNFS on Fri 28 May 2010 - 15:46

pure awesome. No way I would kept a straight face saying that.
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