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Post by Admin Fri 30 Oct 2009 - 20:04

Hello :)
What it says is what it does.
Nay thought for day welcome. :study:

Just a few for starters.
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?


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Post by bubbles19 Fri 30 Oct 2009 - 20:15

people talk about traveling at the speed of light but has anyone thought about what the speed of dark is :shock:
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Post by Admin Fri 30 Oct 2009 - 22:26

Hi :)

Why is toilet paper scented? :lol:
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Post by Admin Fri 30 Oct 2009 - 22:26

Hi :)

Why do slow down & slow up both mean the same thing?
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Post by zebadee Fri 30 Oct 2009 - 22:28

Hi :) (You copying me "Admin" :o )

If air travel is so safe, why do they call it "Terminal".
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Post by zebadee Fri 30 Oct 2009 - 22:28

Hi :)

Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?
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Post by zebadee Fri 30 Oct 2009 - 22:29

Hi :)

Thinking

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way? Duh!
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Post by zebadee Sat 31 Oct 2009 - 11:56

Hi :)
Why is it when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?
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Post by Admin Sat 31 Oct 2009 - 17:52

Hello :)
Why do they call it the department of interior, when they are in charge of everything ootdoors?
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Post by JayCee Tue 3 Nov 2009 - 10:50

After much research I can now say that if your parents didn't have any kids its unlikely that you will either.
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Post by Admin Tue 3 Nov 2009 - 17:44

Hello :)
What does the "Q" in Q-tip stand for?
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Post by JayCee Wed 4 Nov 2009 - 11:50

Why is that by the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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Post by zebadee Sun 8 Nov 2009 - 13:25

Hi :)
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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Post by bubbles19 Sun 8 Nov 2009 - 18:43

zebadee wrote:Hi :)
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

maybe because they are blissfully ignorant :?: :lol:
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Post by zebadee Mon 9 Nov 2009 - 22:08

Hi :)
Why do they call it quicksand, when it sucks you down so slowly?
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Post by Hugo Tue 10 Nov 2009 - 10:07

I have random thoughts of the day. They seem to go on until the next day, and then it all starts over again.
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Post by zebadee Thu 12 Nov 2009 - 21:52

Hi :)
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Post by zebadee Sat 14 Nov 2009 - 9:46

Hi :)
How can there be multiple Final Fantasies? :scratch:
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Post by Shadow Sun 15 Nov 2009 - 9:40

Why are there 5 syllables in the word monosyllabic?
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Post by zebadee Sun 15 Nov 2009 - 10:16

Hi :)
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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Post by Admin Sun 15 Nov 2009 - 13:54

Hello :)
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? :lol:
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Post by Hugo Sun 15 Nov 2009 - 18:20

I'm thinking I'm thinking. :)
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Post by zebadee Mon 16 Nov 2009 - 21:18

Hugo wrote:I'm thinking I'm thinking. :)

Hi :)
Shouldn't that be "You're trying, you're trying, you're very trying indeed!" :lol:
That is my random thought for today. ;)
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Post by Admin Mon 16 Nov 2009 - 21:58

Hi :)
How come the idiot is always in charge?
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Post by LeslieG Tue 17 Nov 2009 - 19:46

My random thought for the day is. They say a fool and his money are soon parted.........BUT how the hell did a fool get money in the first place
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